Today is the Day

I wake up to a text message at 7 am which rudely interrupts my fantastic dream, to a friend of mine claiming to have already seen he Hunger Games. Immediate response? "Don't fuck with me" It then all at once hits me, that today I get to see the Hunger Games! Everyone thinks its an exaggeration when I say I'm going to pee myself, and for the most part it is, but if ever a 19 year old needed a reason to pee a little without the use of a toilet... it would be now.
I got up early (around 10.30), I think I'll maybe skip my class, but who knows? I'm going to have to do some breathing exercises to make me calm he fuck down because, this shit is fo real now. At 3pm I am leaving the parking lot and getting into the cinema. If ever there were a reason to buy mass amounts of food from the cinema (with the obvious exception of Harry Potter) it would be to watch this movie.

So pumped I could pee,

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Franny Talk

Recently, I have been informed that my friends take time out of their blissfully empty university lives (sarcasm) to chat about me. Me. YoYo and JonnyBoy apparently fall asleep to Franny Talk... I asked them to enlighten me about this situation... they refused, naturally. I throw my hands up in the air and ask baby J "whyyyyyyy".

Not only do they refuse to tell me what Franny talk is about, they chat about me as though I am not there! In front of my very eyes. You'd think that they would have the common human decency to let me in on what they are talk about me as you know, its ME that they are chatting about. I am running around like a headless chicken wishing to piece this rudely concocted conspiracy driven enigma together much to Potters delight.

OMG I HAVE FOUND INSPIRATION

Four words my little friends. Hunger. Games. (wait for it) Mo. Fuggas.
It comes out tonight, and I am going tomorrow at 3.45 and I am already shitting myself with the anticipation. My sister who lives in Calgary is pacing in her room, wearing the carpet down in her room, its making my mother consider knocking her out.
I'm seeing it tomorrow with Shaun and Ehmi, Potter JonnyBoy, and YoYo.

You know those teen girls who sit in the bottom of the cinema and they scream till they cant anymore because either they are puking with excitement, or crying so hard they cant breathe? I guarantee you, that will be me: only tomorrow. Watch for it.

I am Harry Potter Premier excited for this shit to happen. You don even know. You. Don't. Even. Know. This is almost better than Christmas. I said it. Yup, right thurrrrrrr!

(If this movie turns out to be shit, disregard everything I have said in the above spiel)

Feels good to be back!

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