Which Of Your Friends Would Last During A Zombie Apocalypse

I definitely know how my friends would last in an apocalypse.

Will Smith: To be perfectly blunt and honest, the first to die. Yes, he is fast; he sure can run, but this will lead him to run ahead of the group screaming “ohhhhhhhh” like the person that he is, and get himself lost. When he gets himself lost, he will be too scared to call out, or to do much apart from sit there. Whilst sitting there a zombie would come out of nowhere, and armed with a bike, Will Smith will surely perish.

Prairie Boy: He does have some good attributes, including the ability to shoot many guns with deadly accuracy; however, I feel that he would hold out for a Bass Pro Store which is some 300 kms from where we are, and in the meantime end up a bloody mess on the floor.

K. Sexy: Would simply ride in her Beetle, tearing shit up. I could see her ripping up the tarmac, side swiping zombies left, right and centre like it was her day job.

Bex: Would resort to riding in the fastest car which she would most likely lose control of, and wrap around a pole, thereby leaving her vulnerable for the zombies to do with her what they will. The other option here is that she will somehow make it to Calgary, grab her Dads truck and then tear shit up, but let’s be real people; the first scenario is much more likely.

Dan: Unfortunately his dependency of fruit could lead to his demise. He would contract scurvy and die long before the zombies kill him. He might also use his unicycle as a weapon and a mode of transportation, quite smart. I think that he could last longer if he had a can of oranges or some other source of Vitamin C, but in a Zombie Apocalypse, we don’t have that much time to meander up and down the aisles of the local shop.

S’rah: Unknown. I think that she would probably play it smart, get really far but some simplistic mistake which is unbearably obvious would get her killed. She’d probably see some hot guy in need of some help, run over to save his ass (let’s say he’s a firefighter/lifeguard combo) and find out that he is turning when it’s too late, and then puke on her face turning her and killing her. I think that is an accurate description of what S’rahs life with depict if a zombie apocalypse ever does arise.

Myself: I can think of multiple scenarios. The prominent one would most likely be me living until the group (or what is left of it) gets to the safe haven and then, well, live it up. 

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