Hello! It has been a little while since the last time that I have posted anything remotely of interest to my small, general public. Over the course of the month, I have mainly worked, slept and kicked around a soccer ball from time to time, I do occasionally see my friends, and this post is about the strange things that we get up to once we do have lots of time to chill. It does start off a little creepy on our part, but bear with me!
Yesterday evening, I mentioned to BB (A person that I have just introduced, it is highly unlikely that anyone will know their name apart from myself) that I was bored and needed to have some hang out time. BB agreed to meet me around 10 for a little get together, just us in the famous Tims, or how I like to call it, Timmie Ho's. We sit down after ordering Bits o' Tims and start nomming. (Yes, we did indeed "Nom".) After a while 2 friends of ours came in and sat down beside, as if they were invited to... They kind of where as we invited them to sit down because, we aren't assholes. So they grabbed a seat and ate, talked about the good times, and then the good times were gone. We were bored again, and you can only sit and eat so much when you're bored, lemme tell ya. Hopping into BB's dark black car (as opposed to his light black car...) we drove around blasting music, getting weird looks which seemed to put our sanity into question when we saw three average looking boys walking down the well lit road under a street lamp.
Quickly, the lights were off, the music low, and breathing shallow, as we crept into a parking lane across the street from them as they walked. They picked up their pace as they realized a black car with people in it, driving across the road from them was indeed, stalking them. I wouldn't exactly say stalking though. That's just too harsh a word! I'd more say "looking-suspicious-to-the-point-of-creepy-with-a-possible-pedo-in-said-car-parked-across-the-street-moving-when-they-turn-around" kinda feel to it, you know? Not that we're pedos or anything!
The boys obviously noticed, who wouldn't? 11 at night and a car pulls up across the road, lights off and moving; it'd freak me right the fuck out. Three seconds later, the boys bolted! They were like rabbits, two went into two different back yards, and one ran into the road. If he were a rabbit, he might actually be dead due to the sheer stupidity of his actions. His brain must have said "Why the fuck are you running towards them you blooming idiot, turn around and run somewhere else" as he stopped, turned around and followed his friends.
We sped off into the distance laughing and crying out of complete enjoyment. We returned a little while later to accidentally find out where they lived, honestly, we saw them run into a house and we felt a little bad. We parked down the street and composed a letter full of thought and endearing apology. It went a little like this...
"To the three boys walking down the street...
We are terribly sorry for scaring the living day lights out of you as we drove by. It was a practical joke.
Lots of love, (I got a friend to put on lipstick and kiss it)
P.S. DON'T DO DRUGS"
See? An endearing apology! Can't be mad at us now...
The stuff we get up to, I love it! BB is hilarious, cannot wait to talk with them when they reply to my text, which should be in a couple seconds! I was tempted to add at the end "Become a pop star, and they give you them for free" (famous words from B.N from "Love, Actually") but, I felt that to be too crass and pushing our luck a little too far. If it were me, I'd have called the po-lice (Say it like it's two words, makes it THAT much better) by then. Luckily for us, they haddn't.
I cannot wait for Karma to gets it's revenge cuz its gonna bite me in the ass and damn, it's gonna sting.
Enjoy the rest of your summer,
F.F
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