So... I was bored

Okay, when i'm bored I have this need to try out new things.
I was driving round Westhills yesterday when I thought to myself, why not pop into a store and see what pointless little things I could buy? So, I walked into shoppers drug mart and walked down every isle taking my sweet time to the varying annoyance of other shoppers ripping through the shelves like they were in a marathon, when I came across razor blades and waxing strips...
Skipping over the razor blades (Like, who hasn't used a razor before?) and went straight onto the waxing section. I was bombarded with pretty pink waxing strips, and pots of wax and wax that you could use in varying places on the body, like ones back, neck, ass and face. After looking around I found this...
"NEW! *air pretty glitter hair removal wax strips [ Legs & Body] Quick & Easy sparkling wax strips, with chamomile and cherry fragrance!"
Notice how it says "Quick & Easy"? Notice how there is FALSE ADVERTISING out there in the world? Yeah well; it was the worst false advertising ever. The only true thing about it was what it smelt like, more like, stank like and that it sparkled... and was pink. It was all too much girly shit packaged into a box which promised women, like myself, that it would be "Quick & Easy"... What a FAIL.

I read the instructions, as I have never used wax before, and it told me to rub my hands together to soften the wax. I did exactly that. You peel them apart and you have 2 wax strips that you can use! Oh My Gawd, YAY!
-.-
I peeled them apart and put one of the sparkling pink strips of stinky cherry smelling wax on my legs and pulled.

Fuck did it hurt. Who does this for fun? Who would put themselves through this for kicks? Why would anyone in the right-bloody mind want to put pink sparkling shit that claims to be "Quick & Easy" on themselves to get smooth legs? Not. Me.

It was a burning sensation that I can only assume rivals a yeast infection, on my leg causing me to bite my lower lip that it drew blood. My leg was red for a couple seconds and then it stopped thankfully. I was sitting on my bathroom toilet bouncing up and down cuz it hurt so bloody much. I was questioning myself, a little late, I know, going "Why on earth would I do that?" and then a voice said "Beauty is pain."
Well fuck that! Razors dont hurt. Ima stick with them.

Moral of the story? Dont trust pink shit that claims to be quick and easy and glitters like a Cullen member in the sun.

F.F