Drunken Randomness

When people say that you don't sleep the first year of university, they are not kidding. If you like going out, being peer pressured, staying up sober with your drunken friends, cooking them 3am Triple Cheese KD so that they don't wake up in the morning on the Friday for classes still drunk or hungover, all the while sacrificing your need for sleep... you're a good friend. 

I would know because this is what I did.

I didn't go out, instead I stayed home and looked after Ammi whilst she was knocking back beers like no other. S'rah went to a house party which ended in the cops turning up, making them get into cabs to Pulse and to stop people from hot boxing the hosts bathroom...

After Pulse S'rah came home and I had to deal with they both. They were both so drunk, I loved it.  Apparently the drunk-go-to-food is KD, so they decided that they wanted that. I was a little scared when they began making it because it involved hot implements, but everything went down pretty well. I remember S'rah trying to describe a transvestite was... "A girl at heart but a boy at... gentials...?"

That was by far my most favorite quote of the night. Makes staying up that much more interesting. 

Apparently giving drunk people Kraft Dinner before bed when they are drunk is the worst idea that I could ever have come up with. They both started dancing and booty popping and shimmying and then singing... "Move bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way!" For some reason S'rah was rapping and waving her sizable ass in Ammi and my direction whilst we were running around the suite laughing and giggling out of our minds. KD could be the new high for drunken people. Ammi woke up a little hungover, S'rah woke up still intoxicated.

Did I mention that we were up until 4am... FOUR! We also went to breakfast at 10.30.

So, when people say that you don't get sleep in res whilst at university, listen to them because they're right. Have naps, and pass out randomly in class... It's part of being a first year.

Talk about passing out,

Have a Good Night!

F.F