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Roomie, or not to Roomie?

So, today I found out that I would be in S'rahs suite with her for all of next year... great...
Just kidding! I am actually quite excited for next year, I can hardly wait. I wonder who else will be in our room, there are still 2 other rooms that have yet to be claimed and personally I hope it's I-Dizzle and Ammi, but we'll see! I already have a list of everything that I want to bring for next year, who cares about summer? I want to be here! S'rah was right next to me when we found out we were in the same room and she started screaming and hitting me! Fucking S'rah. I'm also partially deaf and still hear a slight ringing...

I was considering for a while moving out of Res and living in the real world, but then something crossed my mind. I barely go to class now, and I live in the school... What are the chances that i'll go to class when I am off campus?
a. slim to none
b. none
c. I'll go everyday

If you guessed C, you're dead wrong. A is the correct answer! Duh! So, really I'm thinking that I should stay on the university grounds so I can get at least some work done.

I lost a contact today. And no, not the ones in my cell. One of my contacts fell out in the space of me being in S'rahs car on the way back to Lethy and well... right now.
So if anyone sees a random contact... ITS MINE, DONT TOUCH!

Till next time,
F.F

True Story

You wouldn't believe the day that I have just had.
So, I come home for the weekend expecting it to be so busy and it is. I am constantly running around putting out fires and completely errands that need doing ASAFP (As Soon As Fucking Possible), as my dad says. I return home in my dads car that I should be getting for the rest of the school year... to find that my old Buick that I used to have down in Lethbridge had been "broken". Yes, there are many ways of breaking a car, but this one is bizarre. My sister claims that she was trying to collect my mother from Karate in the North East, so she was driving down Sarcee when she hit a bump, causing the tire to shred, the car grunted and pulled over to the right. Luckily she was in the right lane and could just pull over as she saw the remnants of her tire flinging by the window. It was 7pm, -5 and she didn't have a jacket, wallet, cell phone, sweater, proper shoes... literally she jumped into the car with NOTHING. *IDIOT*
No one pulled over to stop her so she jumped out the car and tried to replace the tire but it just wasn't happening for her. She could cross the 4 lane highway and go down a steep hill into the river... or... she could climb this ravine to where houses were...
She climbed up the ravine and hopped the fence into some random guys garden, probably squishing flowers in the dark. She walked around to this strangers front door and knocked... Out of all the luck in the world, she knocked on a mechanics door, why doesn't anyone else get that much luck, eh? He gave her clothes, jumped into his car and they drove to replace the wheel of the car which was like, one third the size of a normal wheel. It looks like someone had decided that they wanted a toddlers trike wheel on a flipping Buick... ridiculous. This guy replaced the tire and let her use his cell to call my mum who was trying her hardest not to scream at her. She got a ride to the Buick where she met up with this guy name Frank and his wife whomever and waited for them to finish the car... bear in mind, only people in Canada would do this. After all of this, I was astounded something bad hadn't happened. Like, you really cannot make this shit up.

You're probably wondering why this is all significant, well, this means that I cant take my dads car until later... I've waited SO long for a car and I still don't get one. FML! I hate asking for rides. It's a bloody annoyance!

Oh, i'm also glad that my sister is alright, even though she buggered up my plans to use my dads car... gah! Gnat went to Vienna on a school trip, Oweeba is running around doing nothing over her break and I am sleep deprived and worried for my soccer tournament...
Until something, hopefully, much less exciting happens...

F.F

Dane Cook

I was just going through my facebook updates when I came across his Quote of the Day and it made me giggle.

"I could never stay mad at you" actually means "Cross me, and I will drop you like an AT&T call."

Sorry for that random quote, but it made me laugh because it's so true.
Have a good one!
F.F

Drunken Randomness

When people say that you don't sleep the first year of university, they are not kidding. If you like going out, being peer pressured, staying up sober with your drunken friends, cooking them 3am Triple Cheese KD so that they don't wake up in the morning on the Friday for classes still drunk or hungover, all the while sacrificing your need for sleep... you're a good friend. 

I would know because this is what I did.

I didn't go out, instead I stayed home and looked after Ammi whilst she was knocking back beers like no other. S'rah went to a house party which ended in the cops turning up, making them get into cabs to Pulse and to stop people from hot boxing the hosts bathroom...

After Pulse S'rah came home and I had to deal with they both. They were both so drunk, I loved it.  Apparently the drunk-go-to-food is KD, so they decided that they wanted that. I was a little scared when they began making it because it involved hot implements, but everything went down pretty well. I remember S'rah trying to describe a transvestite was... "A girl at heart but a boy at... gentials...?"

That was by far my most favorite quote of the night. Makes staying up that much more interesting. 

Apparently giving drunk people Kraft Dinner before bed when they are drunk is the worst idea that I could ever have come up with. They both started dancing and booty popping and shimmying and then singing... "Move bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way!" For some reason S'rah was rapping and waving her sizable ass in Ammi and my direction whilst we were running around the suite laughing and giggling out of our minds. KD could be the new high for drunken people. Ammi woke up a little hungover, S'rah woke up still intoxicated.

Did I mention that we were up until 4am... FOUR! We also went to breakfast at 10.30.

So, when people say that you don't get sleep in res whilst at university, listen to them because they're right. Have naps, and pass out randomly in class... It's part of being a first year.

Talk about passing out,

Have a Good Night!

F.F

Dropping Out

Do not freak out! I haven't actually dropped out of the University... Just my Psychology Course that I am not doing so hot in. I had a completely different expectation of what this course would hold for me, and not to insult Mr. HaHa but, it's dead boring.

The class I am sure is interesting to everyone in this room, but seeing as I am no longer interested in the topic of discussion and I never really wanted to take this course in the first place... It's Gots Ta Go.

Because I am still in this course right now as I am typing... I went for a little meander. I went to the "bathroom" (yeah, we all know what that means)... just kidding, I actually went to the bathroom and then I contemplated a little Timmie Ho's but then I got distracted by this little thought. I could drop the course, whilst i'm in the course; going to the "bathroom". So I popped into the Students Union Building to drop this course like it does my GPA, and got my little pink sheet. On the way back, I thought that I'd treat myself to a little Timmie Ho's... Gotta love their Peppermint Tea... YUM!

Now that I'm here, I kinda want a Cinnamon Roll... Glazed... maybe frosted... but Glazed is so much better... Too late anyway, I'm too lazy to walk that far to get a lovely, evenly cooked Glazed Cinnamon Roll...
I'll grab one on the way back if the line doesn't sky rocket around the bloody corner, cuz we all know it'll take too bloody long for me to get what I want.

Leaving you with fantastically tasting food which has hopefully made you hungry...

F.F

Stumble Upon-ed Stuff

 I find that this helps me control an anger I have... which it turns out it a lot and gets directed at the boys a lot because they piss me off like no other...

 Totally dedicated to my friend I-Dizzle whom is fascinated in books

This I found mainly funny and quite interesting. It's so true though!

 I like this one, I call it "Cute Science"

Motivation or what!? It makes we wanna go out and do all these cool important things... and stuff... :)

 This is a bright blue, making this a little more optimistic. How optimistic could you possibly be when you have bombers coming in over your head whilst chilling cuz the government tells you to do so...? I think that the blue really brings the message out... you know?

I do realize that this in fact, propaganda used in the first world war... But, its all colourful which is why it's all up on my wall.

 This one just has a really nice background... :D

 Blatantly awesome...

                                                      

 This is hilarious! Thought I should get it because I believe in it.


This one is a little serious, but true nonetheless.

 Something that I would say... No doubt.

Cute!

Courage

Todays topic is going to be about courage.
Courage in todays life can be described and can be seen in everyday life.
For example, Harry Potter  (The Real One, not the one that I live with) faced his greatest foe, all superheroes have their villains that need to be over come. Many succeed and those that do not, usually go their own ways; but by the end, everything is out on the table and people understand what happened, and why things happened the way that they did. Everyone, not just superheroes, fictional characters or the like have faced this. It might not end in a death defying battle of good against evil with the Wizarding world championing Potter as their golden boy, but in actuality; this stuff does happen. In most situations, all people need are the explanations and they wont ask for more than that. Think of a situation that has been helped when someone just came out with it, dealt with what had happened, and then was accepted back to what they believed to be normal. If you can't, think how easy it would be if everyone understood your motives, the "why" and the "how" behind your ideals, everything can be explained and the sad thing is, people don't seem to want to take the time do it, and if they do, then they think that people don't want to hear it. Trust me, people prefer to be kept in the loop than to be in the dark trying to find their way alone.

The key here is to show courage. To come out of your comfort zone and your shell, because I know that everyone has one, and make all of the tension, the unwanted discomfort go away, dissipate; or however you would like to put it. Potter faced Voldemort, I realize that this could be a completely unrealistic idea to contain because you aren't waving around sticks and making lights and shit appear as if from no where, and it is so no where near enough to become an epic battle, but for you to face the people that you aren't with anymore and whom you say that you miss and want to reconnect with; I believe that this is related. Ron left Potter and Granger alone in the Forest of Dean... He wanted to come back, and when he did, he was accepted right back into their little threesome of Wizarding-ness right after he fought his fears and fought with courage to come back to the people that he still considered his friends.

Sorry to go off the Potter Route, but that's really the only thing that I have in my head right now and I think that it pertains to this topic quite perfectly.

F.F

Recapping

University life has taken an improved and a possibly interesting turn. As we are well within the last half of the year together I look back and reflect on everything that I have done, along with others.

Quite recently, the boys were pranked. I found it actually quite entertaining. To be honest I was a little bit annoyed when they pranked just me and not any other girl as often so to have this happen to both made counter parts of the floor, really brought my moral up. I have often said that it was annoying to clean up after a messy prank like that of the garbage on my door, very disrespectful; it shows me what you think of me, but I dealt with it. I had to clean up after you ran out of my suite in such a speed I never thought you could move as fast as that. It makes "hauling ass" come to mind and puts things into perspective. Taking my underwear and then taping it for anyone to see in the section, and really anyone that has a card that allows them into residences was a piss off. You cannot say that men don't understand boundaries like that, because I talked to one of the guys that wasn't part of it, but knew what had happened and they themselves agreed that "by that point, you're so far past the line, you couldn't see it". Also, they would have to be downright stupid and living under a rock for them to believe that it would be okay to go into someones room, whether it be open or not, ransack their room for underwear and then tape it in a near public place. I don't believe them to be stupid, they are actually quite capable; just their actions obviously do them no favors.

They have done the same thing to S'rah, my room mate and they have messed with her room.

The boys are getting what they deserve right back at them, and the immaturity it takes for them to bitch and complain about having a supposed midterm the next day, and then going off in a strop like a child deprived of candy in a shop, is downright childish. We are all 18 years of age, supposed men and women, adults by law. It's interesting the way that people act when one small things happen to them. You'd think that cups of water would be as harmless as you could get... apparently not.

Obama, a Turtle, Potters Wand, two Pillows and some other stuff was taken from their rooms today apparently without them knowing. They even got letters saying that if the pranks continued, they wouldn't get their stuff back. Props to the people that did that. As anticipated by many, Clutch Kick went right off the wall, Will Smith went in search of his Obama, Potter lost his head without his wand and Prairie Boy seeked the comfort of his pillows that unfortunately went missing. One of them was returned tonight.

I'm sure that the boys are plotting something, no doubt against me, their number one target, something that Potter said tonight. He'd know a lot about being the number one target. I'm just so glad that people are now standing up to what they boys have been doing, and have personally made me their number one target for the beginning of the year and have done to me. The boys are rather rude, I'm not sure where this stems from; and to be honest, I think that they are just trying to be vindictive little shits. Their goal has been reached, now for a little pay back, a little bit of how I felt this year because of a select few of them.

Prairie Boy asked me how mad would I be if they broke into my room one night and woke me up screaming and yelling. If he does that, no one is safe. What if its a hot night? What if I have a test the next day? I do not have a vocabulary big enough to express the anger and betrayal I'd feel if they did this. If they do do this, someone will get hurt. And it's not going to be me.

Until tomorrow, when I just know that something interesting will happen,

F.F

Constant Banter is not Appreciated

Apparently everything that I do is wrong can be improved on, or is so wrong that we have to start over again. It has become rather a pain in the ass. You know when someone hounds on you annoyingly and is like that overly annoying poss that breathes in your ear whilst you are doing something to make sure that you don't do something wrong but you inevitably fuck up? Well, that is a little how me and this mystery person react to one another. I live with a lot of people so it isn't difficult to get away from one another, and the break can be a little refreshing. But the more that you push for something, the less i'll want to do it. If i'm busy then i'm busy; you can leave me alone. I will get around to whatever it is you want me to do, or study, or think about. If I am sitting in my room alone, its because I usually want to be alone. Being away from people is a little bit of a refreshing reminder of what you have to do in the middle of the day and how you wish your day to go. The sucky thing is, I don't need a constant reminder from you about what I have to do. I have a calendar, I write my life up on that thing... so no, I do not want your opinion unless asked.

Not to sound bitchy, but I dont want to get into a conflict so close to the end of the year.

F.F

Making a Come Back

You know how all the guys gave me crap throughout the whole year and you couldn't make it 2 weeks without something new coming at me? Well... the girls are making a come back, as of last night.

We were planning this for weeks. The one thing that was the crux of the situation was Clutch Kick leaving and going to the Duke with all of us last night. At the beginning of the night it didn't look like he was even going to go out, even after I got Emma to come up stairs and ask! After all of this, Clutch Kick did go out! Took so many girls i his room to convince him to go out, but it happened. Thank goodness! Will Smith was the first out the door, so eager to get there, he wasn't even a problem. That was probably the easiest part of the night. Potter and his trusty sidekick Prairie Boy were well on their way to the Duke, everything was working out swimmingly. I was drunk out of my tree so when I saw no one that came with to the Duke with me, I had a little bit of a meltdown. I then came back to I-Dizzle, Ammi, Curler, Shaun and randoms laughing about something random. They had gone into the boys' room and set up cups all over their floor so that you couldn't step between them. You basically had to empty every single cup to get anywhere in your room. It was amazing, I thought it was the funniest thing in the world. The cups were full to the brim and close enough so that if you hit one over... they would all fall over.

Clutch Kick was home first and saw what we had done, he texted Will to tell him to not come home because cleaning this up drunk would be a bad idea; he got a reply saying "Don't worry man, don't worry, I'm thirstaaay". Classic Will! He came home and spilled so many of them, the carpet was still wet today... AWESOME! *Hi-Fives to women all around!*

Prairie Boy and Potter came home. Unfortunately they were both drunk and Potters only wand was in his underwear; so there was no vanishing charm for this mess. They found it pretty funny AFTER Potter got over the knee jerk reaction of his computer being moved.

I think that this was completely and totally warranted after putting S'rah's underwear along with my own, up all over the section that I live with for everyone all to see. I didn't break into anyones room to pull off this prank... could I be the next Houdini, being in two places at once? Or am I just magic and I apparated in and out to help pull this off?

Until something awesome happens (any day now)

F.F

Everyone has friends. I believe it. Everyone needs friends, even those that claim that they want nothing to do with the world, they have friends. there are varying degrees of friendship I believe. A little like an onion. And the deeper you get to the core, the closer the friends are. But I think that everyone has those friends that are always off doing their own little things and in order to continue to e friends, there has to be more than just the one effort being made by one friend. Being friends, as i am often told, is part of a two way street and is full of give and take. What do you do if you feel that you give and give and give but there isn't much to take, but your friends with them and you don't wanna lose them? No matter the distance? There is only so much one friend can do f the other isn't complying to these "rules" that people have about friendships and being in this kind of relationship.

Its not like you can just walk up to your friend, or contact them by email, msn, facebook or whatever the hell else there is out there to talk to people with and be like "Where are you on my Onion of Friendship?" How ridiculous does that sound to you? To me, it sound bloody ludicrous.
A close friend of mine suggested that communications should be cut for a while before I get right back into it and keep trying and wasting my energy. I might just take her up on that. No cell phones for a while, naturally my laptop will be with me, but if i turn the internet off... then I should be perfectly fine, yes?

Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down
(Might just end my Blogs like Criminal Minds from now on... with a quote)

F.F

Windmill

I am sitting in the common room minding my own business, playing solitaire actually when Dak and VW come up with a brilliant idea. Will Smith is showering at this point and there are a couple of cups lying on the table out in the common room. Dak tries to sneak into the bathroom to no avail. Acting like he wanted water to drink he fills up the cup with cold water; Smith sensing danger presses himself to the wall and yells "Whats with people fucking with me in the shower?!". Dak feeling a his conscience grow decides that he cant do it, even though VW is cheering him on. I have no idea why, but I felt like I should have a try...
I walk in and ask for the cup, Smith thinking that he can mind fuck like no other tries to call my "bluff"... only it wasn't a bluff. I felt a little bad doing this, but then again... he's naked, in a stall in warm water; what was the harm? I throw the water into the shower and cover him in it. I flee for my fucking life and make it 2 steps when the Men of C-Section surround me and drag me into the bathroom. I'm kicking and screaming, grabbing hold of I-Dizzle (Who let me go! repercussions of this act of blasphemy will be followed out). I plant my foot against the wall and push up and down and all around so that I'm no where near the bathroom, Prairie Boy abandons all pretense of the movie he was watching and launches into the melee. I'm writhing and screaming and stuff... but apparently guys are strong. They leave me in the bathroom and Clutch Kick is standing outside the door with a gleeful VW whom had just taped this entire incident.

With a bang, the glass door of the shower is flung open. I hear laughing. The white walls of the bathroom seem to shrink, I turn around to see... Smith stark naked doing the windmill. (Take a moment to pause and think about what I was exposed to... and now continue)
It was staring at me, I had to look away, Smith was bouncing toward me... there was no where to go.... traumatizing material... seriously. I can still hear the faint slap...slap...slap... of skin on skin as he let his junk outta his trunk fly out everywhere... *shudder*

An eventful night nonetheless...
Hope yours was MUCH less exciting than mine! Have a good one!

F.F

Drama Lama Tramples Me!

You know in high school you have those two friends that seem really good for one another, and you think to yourself "they could be a good couple" or "They'd be cute if they dated"? Well, for my friends this was pretty lucky because they managed to get this rare opportunity. I think that there was still some fixing in the way that they went about it, and the way that their relationship which was made facebook official on a day that I wanted to stuff my face with turkey (Thanksgiving, people), could have been done in a different fashion, but none the less... they dated.
They hadnt seen one another in over a month and a half, they were in different countries, different continents for Christs sake... basically, across the flipping world and they still wanted to get together. I support my friends, so after a lot of thought I did exactly that.

They get back to Calgary where they both live and chill for the first week, I dunno exactly wtf happened but on one cold dark night... my cell phone was vibrating off the hook with facebook updates... I asked "why is this happening?" I then get a prompt text from my friend Jace telling me why my cell was going off "they broke up"... SHOCK HORROR! Did anyone else see this happening? Cuz im sure the blind and deaf women of the world could see this happening! (no offense to my friends, but I kinda knew that this was gonna happen)
They were cyber dating, facebook dating and then when they got back together... they decided that it wouldn't work... I should have bet money that this would have happened... cuz it did. I'm running around, being all frantic and what not when I get texts from not only them but from their close friends who all know each other and insist that the other is a bitch and is wrong... great -_-
I became the referee when?
I like both my friends (thats why they are still my friends), don't get me wrong, but I have heard the exact same story run through my brain gawd knows how many times... I could predict pretty much what the other will say... I get migraines cuz of this shit. Gah!
You reach a point in your life that you want to throw your cell phone across the room and embed it deep within your walls and hope that your problems follow the cell as it is flung across the room... too bad that the sound is on and you can hear every small beep and vibration.... Cell phone is buzzing, skype and twitter are tweeting... you'd think that it was Brad and Jen breaking up; or wait...
Apparently, all of their friends had something detrimental to say that couldn't wait till the morning when we'd all have slept on it and weren't so bloody impulsive. My head hurts as I type this... wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No one in university knows them, so its a little off topic from my blog, however some of the people that I live with know of them cuz i talk about them because they happen to ask whom i'm texting and if it isnt the usual... its them...

They still refuse to talk to one another, they think each other are evil and should vanish off the face of the earth and that deleting them off facebook warrants an actual end of friendship... I never knew this possible until you "unfriend" them instead of "delete contact" as that would be too harsh...
Someone wanna hand me a gun to shoot the drama lama dead? Cuz im not kidding, I want it gone... right meow.


Ima sleep... and not dream of what I just wrote... I have the drama lama running around my reality... in my dreams; now thats just cruel.

F.F