Learning to "Snap It"

Hi again,
Nothing really new has happened in the past couple days that I have been silent apart from this new thing that Clutch Kick taught me at the dinner table the other day. We were sitting down eating whatever food the prison provider had served our broke ass university students and someone decided that it would be fun to click, or to snap. to me it sounded like more of a click and not a slap but when I offered up that opinion it was immediate smacked right down by foolish Potter. Anyway, I learnt to snap it at the table, It's when you put your fingers together and press them together pushing them as you do so to make a snapping sound. Which you'd think sounds like a science... it's not. This thing actually works! I hadn't snapped since I was like 9... because mature, university students don't sit around the dinner table talking about snapping your fingers and actually attempting it... but we did and it was an amazing experience!

When we all finished eating, we went down to Clutch Kicks room and had a discussion. He also told me that men can use another body part to make something snap... :D
True story bro. He said that guys had to be naked or wearing loose boxers and wind their legs up as if they were a dog taking a piss and then kick their leg out to make their balls snap together and hit their leg for that crisp snap sound.
You may ask how guys know this... I personally, have no clue how they learn this. Too many bored nights? Home alone? Dancing around naked doing the windmill incorrectly... there are a variety of reasons that may have lead up to this moment... however, whatever the reason, Clutch Kick now knows along with Shaun and Curler. I hear a vague snapping of something when I am around Will and CK and the whisper of dis pair by Shaun going "my virgin ears..." After telling us this, Will went behind his closet doors and made a snapping sound so fast we all wondered what it was, when he appeared with a grin on his face I couldn't stop laughing and had to leave. Shaun kept saying "my virgin ears!" and Curler was gasping for air. The things that you no see, hear and know about the people you live with... you'll never forget it. Its permanently cemented into my brain.

Be jealous of our section!
I'm out.
F.F