For some reason we are reading the funniest jokes of Chuck Norris.... I wrote down some of the best ones that I laughed hysterically at... here ya go!
"Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tennis"
"Chuck Norris can see his forehead without looking in the mirror"
"Chuck Norris can finish reading the never ending story"
"Chuck Norris can count to infinity... twice"
"Jalapeños think Chuck Norris is hot"
"Chuck Norris never runs out of ammunition, he sweats bullets"
"Chuck Norris can catch 'em all"
"Chuck Norris' idea of a practical joke is war"
"Chuck Norris is so tough, he makes onions cry"
"Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go"
"Some people break the laws of the states, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of Physics"
"Chuck Norris can punch the stench out of a skunk"
"Chuck Norris is the reason Jack is in the box"
"Chuck Norris can nail Jello to a tree"
"Chuck Norris can burn a fire-proof vest.... UNDERWATER"
"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door"
"Chuck Norris invented nun-chucks after defeating 100 evils nuns with two wooden rulers tied together"
"When you google Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge"
"Chuck Norris can rhyme purple and orange... together"
"Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork"
"Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle"
"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage"
"Chuck Norris can speak braille"
"Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer... too bad he's never cried"
"Chuck Norris doesn't swim, he beats the crap outta water until it takes him wherever he wants to go"
"Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes, corn needs to lie the fuck down"
"Chuck Norris can win a staring competition while blinking"
"In Ring-Around-The-Rose, Chuck Norris does not fall down"
"Chuck Norris can moon-walk forwards"
"Chuck Norris can make a stuffed animal bleed."
Hahahahha, I don't ever think i've laughed so hard at these jokes! Omggggg
Good times with I-Dizzle, Ammi, and Perry!
Until next time!
F.F
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